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Queens Diamond Jubilee is a fantastic opportunity to get creative when it comes to novelty items. How many portraits of the Queen do you have in your living room to date?
Images 1-2: Shops celebrate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee by decorating their windows with novelty goods.
Image 3: Eat, breathe and slather in Marmite! Why not celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee with the perfectly British Marmite. After all, it’s all a bit of an acquired taste.
The family friendly event held in Hyde Park to celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee boasted giant Amanita Muscaria mushrooms.
Would the Queen approve of the giant poisonous and psychoactive basidiomycete fungi?
We truly had no idea!
2012 novelty shades - just in case the well wishers forgot what year we're currently in!
Who's got the best crown?
Not so fussed about the clones, but the t-shirt is damn good!
The Queen carries out 400 engagements a year. X400 clones = job simplified!
Keep it legal! Sorry, we mean keep it regal!
And a handy man under your table...
A sign of a good party; well wishers passed out.
PS: Come back soon for a juicy photo gallery. We have snapped quite a few fabulous characters!