''The Blob Has Returned' plus exciting Halloween-style images

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The Blob Has Returned, Wear Something Slimy

My ex-boyfriend Dan had sent me an invitation to his Halloween house party. The invitation had read, 'The Blob has returned, wear something slimy!' He was a science fiction geek and based it on the 1950's film 'The Blob.' In the film, a meteorite hits the town and a jelly like creature emerges from the shell and terrorizes the town, eats people and grows in size!

I was surprised he had invited me because we had recently broken up. We had been going through a rough patch, and I had kissed one of his friends after too many tequila shots at a house party. He had found out and instantly broken it off. I missed him though and wanted to impress. Immediately I thought Lady Gaga, latex and fashion designer Atsuko Kudo! I loved going into the designers store down Holloway Road and marvelling at a couture latex design, daydreaming about strutting into a room wearing it and everyone’s mouth dropping. The only problem was it was way out of my price range. However one of my model friends Leila had recently been donated a green 'Love Cup Puff Sleeve Cat Suit,' from a shoot and she agreed I could wear it.

I felt awkward walking to his house on Halloween with my friend Leila. I looked super sexy but the latex felt tight on my thighs! His road was incredibly quiet as we walked down but I could hear a rustle behind us. I kept looking behind me and could see two figures walking in a scurried zig-zag slightly insane movement. Leila and I tried to make out whom they were but all I could see was a black fabric swaying around their body. I kept telling myself they were trick 'o' treaters, but they were following us and from the way they were walking they seemed just a little manic.

Halloween Night: Partygoers in fancy dress celebrated Halloween in London.

After a while, they disappeared and we were nearly at Dan's house, I felt a sense of relief. Just outside his house though I started to hear silly ghoul sounds and muffled laughter near-by.

Out of nowhere, I screamed in shock as thick, wet, cold slime hit me, poured over my head and dribbled down my green latex body! I fell on the floor and saw the two dark figures speed away in the corner of my eye.

Just then my ex-boyfriend opened the door and grinned, 'wow you've certainly made a slimy effort Claire!' Then he slammed the door in my face.

It all became suddenly clear that he had set me up. I walked home in shame covered in smelly, disgusting green slime. Leila was incredibly angry too muttering, 'I hope that hasn't ruined my Love Cup Puff Sleeve Cat Suit!'

We know these images don’t go with the story, but the Halloween Beauty Shots are amazing! It is therefore for all the right reasons that we share the artists' works with you!